Would You Believe … ?

• Human spermatozoa can live up to three months in a medium of sourdough bread starter.

• Americans killed the conquistadors in 1492 and invented pirates.

• “Grandma’s Feather Bed,” a novelty/folk song made popular by John Denver, was co-written by Charles Manson and Bobby Beausoleil in 1970, the lyrics written on the wall of the Polanski house in the blood of the heiress to the Folger’s Coffee fortune.

• The giant killer breast which chases Woody Allen over a field in his film “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)” was not a special effect, but the actual left breast of Mrs. Raynee Friendly, 32, of Woodstock, NY, and required a flatbed truck to transport to location.

• If you’re attending a banquet hosted by a village elder in Papua New Guinea and you wish to show your appreciation of the meal, it is not only acceptable but considered polite to tip at least 25% (or 30% for parties over 10).

• Islamic halal laws forbids wearing the material “muslin.” 

• What’s the secret that hot dog fans know ?  Animal lips and assholes are actually the most nutritious parts of the carcass.