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August 25, 2008

Vancouver Psyching Itself Up to Host Olympics

Filed under: Our World — boomaga @ 4:27 am
Vancouver students protest

Vancouver students protest the sport hunting of albino mimes by taking part in a ceremonial Inuit syrup-licking contest

  • THIS IS GONNA BE THE DREDLOCKINEST, PROTESTINEST,  AdBusters-EST OLYMPICS EVER !

  • FIRE UP THE BIO DIESEL-BURNING VW BUS, RAINSTORM !

  • WE’RE GONNA LIVE WHERE THE ARMPIT HAIRS ROAM FREE AND WILD

  • WHERE THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH AFGHAN GOLDENHAIR, WHERE THE RIVERS FLOW WITH SOYMILK AND WILD-GATHERED HONEY

  • WHERE EVERYONE IS EITHER AT LEAST PERIPHERALLY EMPLOYED IN THE MOVIE INDUSTRY, OR A STUBBORNLY NON-INTEGRATING ASIAN !

  • THE HOME OF SMUG SELF-SATISFACTION !

  • THE VERY BIRTHPLACE OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS !

  • THE CITY THAT, EVEN MORE THAN ANY OTHER CANADIAN CITY, DEFINES ITSELF BY DEFINING WHAT IT’S NOT – ANGRILY, DEFENSIVELY, AND AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY:     IT’S NOT AMERICA !

  • YOU’RE MY KIND OF TOWN, WHEN I WAS A COLLEGE DROPOUT

  • VANCOUVER – YOUR SEATTLE AWAY FROM SEATTLE !

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