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October 2, 2008

This Week in “Eragon” News

Filed under: Entertainment — boomaga @ 4:54 am

  • AMATEUR TEENAGE WRITER POOPS OUT TYPICAL AMATEUR TEENAGE FANTASY NOVEL

  • PRO EDITORS BROUGHT IN TO POLISH UP RAMBLING CLICHE-FILLED TURD

  • GALLEY PASSED OFF AS AUTHOR’S OWN WITH STRAIGHT FACE, GIVEN SMART JACKET DESIGN, PUBLISHED BY AUTHOR’S PUBLISHER PARENTS

  • BOOK GIVEN PUBLICITY PUSH BASED ON AUTHOR’S AGE

  • IMMENSELY FORGETTABLE MOVIE, INEXPLICABLY FEATURING JEREMY IRONS AND JOHN MALKOVICH CAMEOS, ROCKETS TO DVD AFTER TWO WEEKS IN THEATERS

  • TREES CONTINUE TO BE FELLED, CHOPPED, PULPED, AND COVERED WITH INK IN THE NAME OF HIGH-FANTASY PHENOMENON

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