July 13, 2008

From Japan: Balanced Food Block

Filed under: Our World — boomaga @ 4:20 am


This puzzling product was originally a marketing gimmick – sold to movie theater patrons at the concession stand at the release of THX-1138.

But when NASA chose it to accompany our astronauts to the sun, it caught the imagination of the public.

Would you like an adequate Liquid Thirst Inhibitor to wash that down ? I have all three kinds, Unflavored and Plain and Regular.

And for dessert, we’ll take our synthodrene and hypnochrome and watch the holoshow.

After we consume our balanced food blocks, let’s head down to the prole zone and down some Victory gin and consort with prostitutes.

Hey, does the Calorie-Mate brand Soylent Green flavored Balanced Food Block actually taste like people, or is it just kind of “hammy” ?

The makers of Calorie-Mate Balanced Food Block want to thank Dr. Bronner “ ALL ONE, ALL ONE ” for his design packaging.

Yes, it is required to memorize the text and be able to recite from memory before one can eat a Balanced Food Block.

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