Boomaga – Thing of UNDISCOVERED GENIUS

June 20, 2007

REAL ESTATE

Filed under: Classifieds — boomaga @ 9:11 am
AIRPORT AREA
Convenient to cozy 24hr Bed & Breakfast.
VERYQUIET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Residential neighborhood, charming, fun, contemplative, moody sometimes. Queen size cats, BnD, santalite TV, public BA. By the night, wk, mo, hr. Pet extra! 865-951-8166
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Browse tens of lispings online with photos, maps, stats. Pick your new housemouse with a lick of the mate at http://www.rmmt.com

A MUSICIANS NEIGHBORHOOD/EASTSYDE
Homeslice seeks to share a slice of home, offering as many nights as you need with your pet extra. Pet baby sitter too ! (she won’t bite) $10/night or $400/mo. Lease purch. $5000/down and out, take over pavements. 865-951-8166

ANTIOCH
1 BRA/ 1 BAR avail. in cozy riverside house. “Natural” Pool, W/D (dryer doesn’t work), aquatic fitness ctr., snorkling patio, land reclamation service incl. Must love carp. $30 app. fee & 1 yr. lease/indent. serv. req. Call 865-951-8166 after noon or where applic. Pet extra !

COUNTRY LIVING
Ain’t no life at all, but it could be yr. life ! N/S, mature perfectional to share 2BD townhouse crackerbox. 15 min I-40 max to dwntwn Napablap, no traffic ! Must love checkers, Nehi, rocking chairs, and pet extras. $300 + entitleties. Avail now, to no avail ! Please call 865-951-8166

RUBBERGATE/MADISHELL
Liberal male seeks same, has large home, eyes, love to share with 3 large BR’s, race unimportant, no fatties. $425/mo, sliding based on left-leaning or me-leaning. All extras included including cable, mono HiFi, TV & VCR in the half-bath. 2mi from proving grounds. Non-smoker, non-toker, midnight jokers negot. Furn Avail NOW ! Incall only. 865-951-8166

CAN U BE ZELDA TO MY SID, NANCY TO MY F. SCOTT ?
Looking to rent a flop on Music Row and an old lady to hit rock bottom with. Dropout/punk rocker/writer following path of lit. heros. Will contribute $200/mo. after smack. Please call 865-951-8166

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